Holy moly... It seems as if everyone stopped being interested in Givenchy Lash Pearls, and is now looking for Secret Kuku Cocoa Butter deodorant.

That name is so bad... It makes me feel stupid just typing it. Secret, could you have picked a more asinine name for your product?

I haven't actually been able to find this mystical product. I've looked everywhere. For now it only exists in my imagination and that ad I saw in... Glamour? I don't even remember.

I did see the Arctic Apple one today and it smelled like generic apple. I saw a rose one that didn't smell like roses and I saw eastern lily which did smell pretty good.

I don't even know why I want to buy cheap deodorant. I want chocolate scented armpits!