Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Casting Unique and Interesting People in Los Angeles for New Show


From the producers of 'The Weakest Link' comes 'Without Prejuice.'

Casting people with unique and interesting jobs, situations, or lifestyles to be contestants on this new TV show for the Game Show Network.

5 contestants stand before 5 panelists who in turn play judge and jury who'll ultimately decide which 1 of the 5 will receive $25,000 just for conveying their life story and beliefs!

Possible contestants for Without Prejudice (but are open to anything):

Polyamorous couples
Porn Director/Producer
Stripper single mum
People who grow cannabis for medicinal purposes
Bi-Racial couples
Extremely young woman with older man (or vice versa)
Rich runaways
College dropouts
Working mothers
Abortionist
People in favour of euthanasia
Neo-Nazis
Scientologist
Michigan Militia members
IRS workers
A really, really, really fat person
Retired CIA operative
Mexican immigrant
Rich anorexics
Executioner
Someone released from Guantanamo Bay
Homeless person
Conspiracy Theorist
Socialist
Vacuous blonde airheads
Pimp (turned rapper?)
13 year old gangster
People who think they're vampires
Scientists who don't believe in Global Warming
Someone with a mail-order bride
People in anger management
Parking Officers
Survivalists
Ex-gang members
Creationists
Richard Dawkins type evolutionist
Someone who thinks they're Jesus
Disgraced public figure now doing good
People with bad teeth
Really dirty people
People who put dogs down at the pound
Paparazzi
Dixie Ladies (Southern female misogynists)
People who cut down trees
Voodoo witch doctor
Someone who's given up a child for adoption
Competitive cheerleaders
Vietnam vet
Single mum with lots of kids
30+ guy living with his mother
Child genius/prodigy/star fallen upon hard times
Faith Healer
Recovering Heroin Addict
Rebellious student with trust fund
Gay cowboy
Basketball coach from inner-city high school
Lap-dance club manager
Used car salesman
Palm reader/psychic
Surfer/beach bum
Human Rights Lawyer
Cosmetic Scientist
Fast food worker of over 20 years
Dwarf Entertainer
Head of gun manufacturing company
Victim of cosmetic surgery gone wrong
Male giggalo
Multiple Divorcee
Person in wheelchair as a result of their own negligence
Bearded woman
Divorce Lawyer
Beauty Pageant mother


I just love their list of possible contestants. But hey, if you could seriously use $25K and have no problems telling your bizarre story, then this is the casting for you, you crazy bastard.

Email your picture, and a brief desciprtion of your situation to the casting department at: castingstory@yahoo.com

Andy Hirsch
Casting Producer
WITHOUT PREJUDICE

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