Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook and world's youngest billionaire, finally revealed the identity of his girlfriend: It's Priscilla Chan and her ethnicity is Chinese. The fact, that she's of East Asian descent spurred various reactions from East to the West. Some stupid, some funny, some neutral. I must say when I first heard the news, I was a little surprised for about a second and then I was like whatever. I didn't understand what the fuss was all about, since my girlfriend's ethnicity is also Chinese.
And then after several days thinking about Mark Zuckerberg (ok, I'm aware how that just sounded!) it hit me! OMG, could this really be possible? Did he really do that? Could it really be? I was shocked and paralyzed at the same time, I didn't know what to think at the moment when I realized, that I came across one of Mark Zuckerberg's deepest secrets: He's secretly reading my blog, thinks I'm ubercool and wants to be like me!
You don't believe it? Let me show you some things that will totally change your perception of him:
- He's a young blonde white man, so am I!
- He has a thing for Asian women, so have I!!
- He spends a lot of time on Facebook, so do I!!!
- He's dating an ethnic Chinese girl (華人), so am I!!!!
- His girlfriend's name is Chan (陳), which is
another spelling of my girlfriend's name Chen (陳)!!!!! - He likes to wear sandals, I wore sandals during this year's Eurotrip!!!!!!
Do you need more proof!?!? O.o
I don't... It's mind boggling...... Now I know who's that daily visitor on my blog from Palo Alto, California. I gotta give it to him, though, he truly learns from the best. No wonder he became so rich in such a short time. Now I'm thinking, that it would be nice of him, if he'd send me a bunch of Benjamins as a token of his appreciation (Mark, please contact me via my contact me page). Alright, I know he won't really come out and admit, that he reads my blog or that he finds me ubercool or that his dating preference was affected by mine, so I decided to make a small poll only for him to discreetly confirm my suspicion. Mark, you can vote, I won't track (or eat) your cookies or IP address, your vote is confidential. Go here to vote, please>>
Oops, looks like Mark has been dating his girlfriend Priscilla for about 5 years, which totally rebuts my theory...
Anyhow... What's your opinion on Mark Z. dating Priscilla C.? Are they a cute couple?
Is China taking over the world, as some Chinese have said? :-P
Is China taking over the world, as some Chinese have said? :-P
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