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Mischa Barton enjoying a little herb as she cruises on designer Roberto Cavalli's yacht.

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Nicole Scherzinger and Boyfriend in Hawaii

Hugh Jackman Shows Off His Body on Bondi Beach

Lindsay Lohan Black Bikini in the Bahamas

Amanda Harrington on South Beach in Miami

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Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in the Clink!

Justice is served!

Let me tell you, this is refreshing and welcomed news. I get sick and tired of seeing so many celebrities walk away with just a slap on the wrist for breaking the law in one way or the other.

The one thing that really made me want to see this bitch made an example of was that she flaunted around like the law did not apply to her, as though she were untouchable. Being photographed driving while you have a suspended license was about as ballsy as you can get. Duh, you're a high profile personality and the whole nation knows you have a pulled license and yet you're out prancing your ass around behind a steering wheel. Smart.

Paris' hearing lasted two hours.

Her attorneys argued that the incident of her driving the Bentley Continental GTC was a mistake and that her actions did not warrant her going to jail.

But Rachel Chavarria, 19, who was at the courthouse to pay a speeding ticket thought otherwise.

"If she goes to jail, which she should, she deserves it," Chavarria said. "She had the money and should have called a chauffeur or a taxi and that shows how stupid she is. It's like she's one of those celebrities looking to get attention at any cost."

Her friend, Selene Sanchez, 19, echoed Chavarria's thoughts.

"What it seems people care about more now isn't God, the war or poverty. It's about if Lindsay's on drugs, If Britney's shaving her head or Paris is going to jail," Sanchez said. "It's just absolutely disturbing to see what we care about now."

They say that construction workers building a parking structure across the street from the courthouse yelled "Jail time!" to the many reporters and cameramen who had were set up in front of the court before the hearing.

Paris cried (heh) as judgment was handed down and she said that she was sorry. Her mother, Kathy was said to be quite distraught about the punishment.


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Kate Bosworth in Hawaii

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Maui

Pam and Tommy are still relaxing on the beaches of Maui.


It seems the years of hard living are catching up to these two. Pam doesn't have quite the body that she used to, not that she doesn't look great for her age.

Tommy looks rough as hell, nothing new. He shows what a class act he is by digging in his nose for the photographers.

















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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Hawaii

Sorry for the late start kiddos!

Damn, I thought I would lay down for a quick nap and next thing I know I am in dreamland. I was dreaming about some pervert who wouldn't leave me alone. I was in a club or something and this scrawny, ratty looking 50 year old dude won't stop following me around. And he's trying to expose himself! I lost my purse, I couldn't find my husband, it was awful.

Anyhow, here's Pam and Tommy hanging with the kids in Hawaii.















































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Rosanna Arquette Is A Tick in Maui

It can't be easy having paparazzi all over your ass when your on vacation and just want to let it all hang out.

You know how it is when you go to Hawaii, Mexico or the Caribbean. You eat an assload, drink tons of beer and sugary foo foo drinks and then swell up like a fricking tick. Such is the case of Rosanna Arquette.

The bathing suit is awful too. It looks like a sports bra and panties. Almost anything would have flattered her more than that tragedy of a suit.








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Two Members of Leonardo DiCaprio's Security Team Arrested in Jerusalem

Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel girlfriend Bar Refaeli hoped to arrive in Israel this weekend unnoticed.

They booked a late night flight from Frankfurt, Germany but it just so happened that a group of Israeli entertainment reporters were on that same flight returning from Ireland.

So much for that plan.

On Monday the couple traveled to Jerusalem where they visited the Western Wall and its subterranean tunnels in the Old City. They managed to elude paparazzi until they tried to leave.

Outside the photographers were waiting in droves. A scuffle ensued between Leo's bodyguards and the group. Some of the journalists claimed to have been punched and their cameras damaged.

After the smoke cleared, two members of Leonardo's security team were arrested.

Ken Sunshine, Leonardo DiCaprio's spokesman, said that he wasn't aware of what had happened.

"I'm in New York, he's in Israel, I just don't know," Sunshine told The ShowBuzz on Tuesday. "I presume I will get confirmation on whether or not this happened, at this point I just have no idea."

Sunshine added, "Leo is fine."


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Jessica Biel Celebrates 25th Birthday in Paris

Jessica Biel celebrated her 25th birthday Saturday in Paris, France.


She told People Magazine while at a party in Paris for designer Giambattista Valli, "I'm in Paris with my friends. Just being here is enough."

Jessica arrived at the Salons France Ameriques with two female friends and went straight to the VIP room. Biel and her friends drank champagne and partied until 1:30 a.m., when a chocolate cake with a sparkler was brought out. "Happy Birthday Jessica" was written on it.

Jessica finally called it a night at 2:30am.

Biel clapped her hands, hugged Valli, and took a piece of cake saying, "I'm not one of those skinny actors. I've got meat on my bones."

Other guests included Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

































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Kirsten Dunst Relaxes on the Beach in Maui

And by 'relaxes', I mean she gets felt up.



































































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