Heather Mills FInally Falls on 'Dancing With The Stars'

Well, this is what everyone was waiting for.

Heather's peg leg fails her at the end of her performance.




Thanks Morgan

Heather Mills Doesn't Let Her Leg Get in the Way

I don't watch the 'Dancing with the Stars' crap.

It has got to be the cheesiest reality show out there. I can't even watch Olympic figure skating how am I supposed to watch b-list (if their lucky) celebrities doing the Mambo?

I will admit though, I did tune in at first to see Heather's performance. I watched one couple dance, and couldn't take it anymore. Whatever was going to happen with Heather just was not going to be worth the wait for me. Thankfully there is YouTube.

Heather got acrobatic.

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