Madonna Directing Her New Short Film 'Filth and Wisdom' in London

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Madonna's Clothing Line..Blah

So you tell me what you think.

Yesterday was the launch of Madonna's new clothing line for H&M, called 'M'.

Sounds sophisticated enough right? I thought so too until I actually saw some of the junk. I converted the prices from GBP over to US Dollars so you can see what they are priced at.

In my opinion these clothes are bor-ring. They also resemble another celebrities clothing line. The Jacqueline Smith collection at Kmart.

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Boy George Says the Kabbalah Religion is Homophobic

"I have investigated it and they are homophobic. I do think it's shocking that somebody who has made so much money out of gay people is now part of an organization which is anti-gay."
- Boy George regarding Madonna & Kabbalah

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Madge in UK Elle Magazine

Madonna to Elle UK: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can’t bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, ‘Can’t you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don’t want to see your butt crack when you bend over.’”

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