Katie Holmes Threatens Pornstar With Legal Action

Katie Holmes is considering suing an 18 year-old Texan pornstar who goes by the name, Katee Holmes.

The soon-to-be pornstar plans on losing her virginity on screen.

I wonder if it will be with a Tom Cruise look-a-like? I wonder if the look-a-like will be gay? Now that would be funny!

A spokesperson for Katie Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot. Obviously Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."

Shy Love, a representative for Katee and an adult video star, told PageSix that Katie Holmes should be honored.

She says, "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek."

Such an innocence that she wants to destroy it by being filmed banging the hell out of some coked out, slimy dickweed who's gleefully robbing her of her virginity? Bitch please! Ho go home and wash out your beaver!

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Tera Patrick Hosts Fashion Show at TAO

Tera Patrick in Vegas at TAO hosting a fashion show.

Her creepy husband, Biohazard's Evan Seinfeld, came along for the fun.

Jenna Jameson's Cancer Scare

Us Magazine is reporting that In November 2004 Jenna Jameson went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back, and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

Then, before Jameson could go into surgery, a blood test revealed that she was two months pregnant. But her joy soon turned to sadness. The day after she received the happy news, the porn star miscarried, probably due to the stress of the cancer.

The following month, Jameson had the mole excised and has been 100 percent cancer-free ever since. In an exclusive interview, the 33-year-old devout Catholic (and author of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star) tells Us Weekly that she’s made peace with her heartbreak.

“If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery,” she says. “So it was all in God’s plan.”

Jenna Jameson Celebrates Her Birthday at Vegas Club Forty Deuce

Wow, she's only 33.

Jenna Jameson Disappoints Fans

Porn queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.

Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening vaginoplasty operation, has lost so much weight that she's almost unrecognizable and was a disappointment to fans at last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach.

According to one insider, "She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance."

The source continued, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

Jameson has said her dramatic weight loss is due to stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Gardina.

The buxom blonde also refused interviews with the media - including CNN's Anderson Cooper, The Miami Herald and adult supersite XBiz.com.

She left the event early with her martial-artist boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, when she saw that rival porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of waiting fans than she did.

Meanwhile, add Spike TV and Ortiz's organization, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, to Jameson's list of detractors.

The UFC star backed out of a bout with UFC President Dana White two Saturdays ago after Jameson "berated him for not negotiating a lucrative deal for the fight." Ortiz had signed a contract to fight White for no extra compensation, another source added.

Ortiz's no-show left the Nevada State Athletic Commission, the UFC and Spike TV reps steaming mad. One fight fan suggested that Jameson was damaging his career and predicted that she'd be to Ortiz what Robin Givens was to Mike Tyson.

Jameson's lawyer told Page Six, "Jenna fulfilled every obligation as set forth from Jay Handy [the Exxxotica organizer], and he is pleased with her participation and invited her to come back."

Handy said, "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, [one] that wrapped around the Convention Hall."











Source: PageSix

Jenna Jameson and Her Vaginal Woes

X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie.

"She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.

But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.

"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.

Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics "Camera Sutra" and "Udderly Ridiculous."

Her agent Mike Esterman said, "I have no idea" when asked about the surgery. Regarding the missed meetings, a spokeswoman for Club Jenna (a Jameson company) told us that "Jenna isn't always available within a few minutes."

Source: NYDailyNews

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Mary Carey & Rena Riffel Show Crotch Outside Mr. Chow

Porn stars will do what they do.

These two nasty hos love the attention they are getting and are used to throwing their legs open in front of a camera so they are doing what comes naturally.

Rena Riffel looks like a tranny. Actually transvestites are usually prettier than her. Rena decides to show her crotch to the photographers at every angle. During her spread-eagle-athon in the backseat it looks as though her trap was gnawing on some toilet paper.

Nasty hos.