Nobody Wants The Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler Sex Tape

TMZ has learned that SugarDVD, a porn company, has decided that they don't want the sex tape featuring "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad and "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler -- because of the Wahler's "severely disappointing" behavior.

According to a TMZ source, the tape is severely disappointing as well. The tape is reportedly "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." The source adds that LC and Jason are basically "messing around."

SugarDVD says they are retracting their previous offer of $500,000 for the tape because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle.

"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

If you ask me SugarDVD are totally full of it. The tape must have been really lame otherwise they would have pursued it. Since when do they have morals?

You don't think they would cash in on a Mel Gibson sex tape?

Yeah, right!

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Chris Robinson is the New Justin Timberlake

A few months ago everyone was talking about who Justin Timberlake was with.

After breaking up with Cameron Diaz he was linked to a slew of women. Everyone wanted to know who he was with and what was going on between them.

Now the interest has switched over to Chris Richardson, Justin's arch-nemisis. I don't really know that the two are enemies but I would think Mr. Ego Timberlake would hate being compared to an American Idol.

Since Richardson has popped onto the scene no one seems to care what JT is doing, let alone saying. All the buzz is about Robinson and who he is romantically involved with.


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Lauren Conrad and Chris were caught trying to sneak out of Hollywood club Les Deux.

They came out together but separated after they saw the paparazzi.


















Then there's Alaina Alexander. The former Idol contestant who seems to really dig Chris. The two spent some time together while doing Idol, and Alaina has been spotted in the audience with Chris' family since being booted off March 1st. She even posted a pic of the two of them on her MySpace. Awhh...sweet.

















Then there were gay rumors of Chris and Blake, even a photochopped picture to convince some. Funny, but untrue.


















There were also rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Chris, but you know, there are rumors about Lindsay Lohan and EVERYONE out there. So I doubt that one too.

I'm sure Chris will be making his rounds as he is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now. Men and women love this guy.


I wonder what Justin Timberlake would say about Chris, being as people are always comparing the two. Chris is threatening to become the new Justin. Chris can sing and he is certainly better looking. And people are talking more about who he is with than who Justin is with.

Justin is soo December 2006.

Hey Cameron, would you hit it?

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Celebrity Dirt With Jackson Blue

Today's subject is Lauren Conrad and the rumored sex tape..

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