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Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Christina Ricci

"He also never acted like anything I was doing was weird. In one scene we did together I had no underwear on, just a shirt, and later he told me he'd been really shocked by that. But he acted, God bless him, like it was totally normal what I was doing, so that was sweet of him."

-Christina Ricci referring to her sex scenes with Justin Timberlake in the movie, 'Black Snake Moan'

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He's Bringing Waxy Back

Madame Tussauds unveiled Justin Timberlake's wax figure today in London.

The waxwork coincides with Timberlake's English Tour which kicks off in Sheffield tomorrow and also marks the opening of Madame Tussauds' new World Stage Music Zone.















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Cameron Diaz without a bra (DrunkenStepfather)
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Chris Robinson is the New Justin Timberlake

A few months ago everyone was talking about who Justin Timberlake was with.

After breaking up with Cameron Diaz he was linked to a slew of women. Everyone wanted to know who he was with and what was going on between them.

Now the interest has switched over to Chris Richardson, Justin's arch-nemisis. I don't really know that the two are enemies but I would think Mr. Ego Timberlake would hate being compared to an American Idol.

Since Richardson has popped onto the scene no one seems to care what JT is doing, let alone saying. All the buzz is about Robinson and who he is romantically involved with.


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Lauren Conrad and Chris were caught trying to sneak out of Hollywood club Les Deux.

They came out together but separated after they saw the paparazzi.


















Then there's Alaina Alexander. The former Idol contestant who seems to really dig Chris. The two spent some time together while doing Idol, and Alaina has been spotted in the audience with Chris' family since being booted off March 1st. She even posted a pic of the two of them on her MySpace. Awhh...sweet.

















Then there were gay rumors of Chris and Blake, even a photochopped picture to convince some. Funny, but untrue.


















There were also rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Chris, but you know, there are rumors about Lindsay Lohan and EVERYONE out there. So I doubt that one too.

I'm sure Chris will be making his rounds as he is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now. Men and women love this guy.


I wonder what Justin Timberlake would say about Chris, being as people are always comparing the two. Chris is threatening to become the new Justin. Chris can sing and he is certainly better looking. And people are talking more about who he is with than who Justin is with.

Justin is soo December 2006.

Hey Cameron, would you hit it?

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Justin Timberlake

“I used to care about those awards and trophies - maybe when I was younger. Come on, it’s all a load of bullshit, right? I view the Grammy's the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald’s. I regret the McDonald’s deal. I don’t regret doing the Grammys entirely but I wish I hadn’t put so much of myself into it. It’s kind of interesting. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 per cent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 per cent. Funny, isn’t it?”

-Justin Timberlake talking about how great he is.

Justin Timberlake Hates Gossip Rags

Justin Timberlake says the tabloids create games that he doesn't want to play.

I think it would be safe to assume that he hates gossip blogs as well.

Timberlake told Details magazine, "I despise what they do. They create soap operas out of people's lives. It's a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it."

Especially when it comes to his love life and ex-girlfriends.

"I would never say anything bad about anyone. I love a lot of those people."

Source:NYDailyNews

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Justin Timberlake Slimed at Kids Choice Awards

Justin Timberlake hosted the 20th annual Kids’ Choice Awards and got soaked in green slime as soon as he stepped on the stage.

As Timberlake announced that “Tonight we’re breaking the slime barrier,” gallons of slime spewed up from the stage and soaked him and his tuxedo before he even finished singing, “You’ll never get a drop of slime on old J.T.”

Timberlake also received an award for favorite male singer.

The 26 year old singer told the audience, "I feel like a grandpa up here."


Justin Timberlake with Vince Vaughn backstage.














The list of Nickelodeon's 20th Annual Kids' Choice Awards winners:

MOVIES:

Favorite Movie: The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Favorite Female Movie Star: Dakota Fanning
Favorite Male Movie Star: Adam Sandler
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Queen Latifah/Ice Age: The Meltdown
Favorite Animated Movie: Happy Feet

MUSIC:

Favorite Music Group: Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Female Singer: Beyoncé
Favorite Male Singer: Justin Timberlake
Favorite Song: Irreplaceable (Beyoncé)

TELEVISION:

Favorite TV Show: American Idol
Favorite Television Actress: Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana
Favorite Television Actor: Drake Bell/Drake & Josh
Favorite Cartoon: SpongeBob SquarePants

SPORTS:

Favorite Athlete: Shaquille O'Neal

OTHER CATEGORIES:

Favorite Video Game: SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
Favorite Book: Harry Potter (series)


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Bindi center stage at Kids Choice Awards (SMH)
Sandler and Fanning tops at kids awards show (Stuff)


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Picture Sources: Stuff/CelebUtopia

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Leo & Bar engaged (Gabsmash)
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Timbaland & Timberlake Aim to Save Britney Spears and Her Career

Top producer Timbaland wants to help Britney Spears climb back to the top of the charts as well as help her heal emotionally and mentally.

"I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I'm the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work it out."

Timbaland says he asked Justin Timberlake, who he says is his "best friend" to help him get Britney back on her feet.

"I asked Justin, `How would you feel about me working with Britney?' I had to ask him that. I said, `Would you do it with me?"'

Timbaland says that Justin agreed to the deal but that Britney must "be serious" about it.

Timbaland feels extreme empathy for Britney. "I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!"


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Chris Martin is bitter


Xtina's sweater puppies


Antonella Barba is toast


A very pregnant Tori Spelling


Anthony Kiedis $7 million home


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Everyone loves magic mushrooms!


Mary-Kate and Ashley might be zombies


The Bride of Frankenstein would be jealous!


Anna Nicole Smith funeral photos for you rubberneckers


Tom Cruise would love himself some Justin Timberlake


Courtney Love claims there was a large pile of coke in the bathroom at Paris Hilton's birthday party

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According to In Touch Weekly, Cameron Diaz gave Drew Barrymore a new watch, one that she had bought for ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

It's a simple (heh) $12,000 vintage Rolex Oyster in 18-karat rose gold.

Cameron bought it for Justin's birthday in January. The case is engraved with the words, "I love you."

"Cameron didn't want the watch," the insider adds. And although Drew offered to buy it, Cameron gave it to her as a gift.

That must've been some good smoke!

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Tara Reid bikini pics


Simpsons:The Movie trailer


More of Paris Hilton's birthday..yay


Mischa Barton caught in the act?


Whitney Houston and Ray J getting it on?


Brad Pitt does 'Interview' magazine


Tarrantino's new 'Grindhouse' trailers


Brangelina and kids roaming the Big Easy


Hank Williams Jr has no love for Mary Jane


Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are still on


Britney's hair goes from eBay to private site


Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have the same pout


Lindsay Lohan finishes rehab celebrates at club


Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan expecting child


Kelly Osbourne says a family member is HIV Positive


Win stuff for your dog at the Celebrity Dog Watcher Blog!


Justin Timberlake won't bad mouth Britney Spears' bald head

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