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Larry Birkhead's Secret Gay Lover

The following story can be found at The National Enquirer

"I was Larry Birkhead's secret gay lover!"

That's the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl.

In a bombshell world exclusive, The new issue of the National Enquirer publishes the stunning truth about the secret gay life of the world's most famous out-of-wedlock father.

"America doesn't know the whole story about Larry Birkhead," Kerrick, who's 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., told the gossip magazine.

"He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!"

The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood.

"We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me."

But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. "I had been 'out' for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship," revealed Kerrick.

"He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, 'If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!'

Birkhead's lawyers deny that he had a gay relationship with Kerrick, but Kerrick passed a rigorous polygraph test administered by a top-notch examiner.

And Kerrick says Larry didn't consider himself gay. "He was more comfortable saying he was bi-sexual," Kerrick told The ENQUIRER. "I never knew him to go out with women when we were together, but I found out after we broke up that he had been seeing women. "While Kerrick says Birkhead was inexperienced at gay sex, he found out later that he'd stolen Larry from another man!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Larry Birkhead

"We might go from one fight to another, but I'm hoping that's not the case because, you know, there's only one dad, and I have no problem with anyone that has good intentions being allowed to visit the baby and see the baby and be a part of the baby's life."


-Larry Birkhead regarding possible upcoming custody fights for his daughter Dannielynn.

Larry Birkhead is Indeed the Father of Baby Dannielynn

Proving what most of us already knew, DNA tests have in fact confirmed Larry Birkhead as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl, Dannielynn.


Larry Birkhead said outside of Bahamian court earlier today, "I hate to be the one who told you this, but I told you so. My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

Anna's friend and attorney Howard K. Stern was named as the father on the birth certificate. Stern has claimed all along that he was the father of Dannielynn, but that has proved to be a ploy conspired with Smith to keep Birkhead from getting custody of the baby girl.

"I'm obviously very disappointed, but my feelings toward Danniellyn have not changed," Stern said outside of the courtroom.

Stern also told reporters that he will not fight Birkhead for custody.

"We're going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Danniellyn are carried out," Stern said. "I'm going to do what I can to make sure that he gets sole custody."

Stern also stated that Birkhead is free to start spending as much time as he wants with his daughter. Gee, what a guy.

Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother, also sought custody of the child but seemed pleased with the DNA results.

"I'm happy that Dannielynn will know who her real father is," Arthur told reporters outside of court. "I look forward to working with Larry to raising my granddaughter and doing the very best for her."

The DNA analysis was also confirmed by Dr. Michael Baird, an expert in genetic evidence.

Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21st DNA test, announced the results outside the court.

"Essentially, he's the biological father," Baird said.

Source: KIROTV7

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Howard K. Stern Ordered to Pay $10K

Howard K. Stern's appeal on DNA testing was just rejected and he was penalized by the three-judge panel in the amount of $10,000.


TMZ.com has learned Stern was ordered to pay $5,000 in attorney's fees to the Registrar General and $5,000 to Birkhead's lawyer, not Debra Opri, the Bahamian one.

This could clear the way for the unsealing of the DNA test results, that should happen in court this week.

Typically, these penalties (called "sanctions") are imposed when an appeal is frivolous.


Source: TMZ
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Howard K. Stern Admits He is Not the Father of Dannielynn

Howard K. Stern has reportedly admitted he's not the father of Dannielynn to Larry Birkhead.

Oh, it's about time, don't you think?

Howard is willing to sign over paternal rights to Larry Birkhead, as long as he gets paid for them.

Now that Anna is gone, it's rumoured that Howard is willing to release Dannielynn over to Larry in exchange for ongoing control of Anna's estate. he also wants to become Dannielynn's trustee.

It is also rumored that Howard is claiming the Bahamian home and boat.

Birkhead has not yet commented publicly on any negotiations taking place between the two men.

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