Monday Link Lovin'!

Britney Spears is desperate to remind us that she's lost weight.. (CWS)
Of course Calum Best will keep Lindsay Lohan around awhile ~ she bangs him like a caged monkey on crack! (DListed)
I miss Sanjaya too.. (INO)
Nice ass Eva Longoria! (DS)
Give DerekHail a sympathy hit, his car was broken into and everything was taken (DerekHail)
Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen go clubbing (CP)
Is Edie Brit Dead!? (PopBytes)
Jessica Simpson wants a piece of Jude Law (Bumpshack)
Scott Stapp arrested on domestic assault charge (ASL)
Bald bitches! (CityRag)
I agree 100% with EvilBeet about the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels! (EBG)
IBBB interviews Jesse Brune of The Workout! (IBBB)
Paris to pen a prison diary? BWAHA! (POTP)
Paris and Nicole are two fake ass bitches (JIYH)
Giving David Beckham a run for his money? (ABH)
Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff catfight? (TheBlemish)
Omg, remember Billy Beer? Most of you are probably too young.. (GenosWorld)
Danica Patrick in leather (RC)
She could wear a steel brassiere and those things would still poke through (NinjaDude)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer porking away again? (Hollyscoop)
Brangelina in Cannes (Gabsmash)
Lindsay Lohan is done pretending she is clean and sober (HBW)


Evening Link Love!


Jessica Simpson boobies (F&C)
The Spice Girls are Reuniting? (AIW)
Britney Spears, sit your ass DOWN! (CrankyGrammy)
Pamela Anderson in skimpy bikini flaunting it (DS)
Australian girls playing cricket in bikinis (Yikers)

Lily Allen Responds to Her MySpace Breakdown

Lily Allen took a photograph of herself and wrote a sob story on her MySpace page a few days ago saying that she was 'fat, ugly' and 'sh*ttier than Amy Winehouse'.

Well this week Lily must be feeling better because she has come forth with her reasons behind her online meltdown.

"I think I was just having a hard time last week. After reading Cheryl Tweedy's comments branding me a 'chick with a d**k' I was feeling pretty low.
"I know I've said bad things about people in the past but this I mean… I may not be as pretty as (Cheryl) but at least I write and sing my own songs without the aid of autotune.

"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid bitch.

"Seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to Kate Moss made me feel grotesque momentarily. I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies."

Source

Lily Allen Video for 'Alfie'

I love Lily Allen and I love this video!

Check it out!

"Alfie"

Windows Media:
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v300.asx
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v450.asx
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v700.asx

QuickTime:
http://boss.streamos.com/qtime/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v300.mov
http://boss.streamos.com/qtime/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v450.mov
http://boss.streamos.com/qtime/capi001/lilyallen/alfie/alfie-dirty_v700.mov

http://www.lilyallenmusic.com

http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic

Spicy Link Lovin'

Jason Wahler gets wasted and plays Russian Roulette (HB)

Heath Ledger looking goofy as The Joker (DerekHail)
Morgan Fairchild has a huge rack (DrunkenStepfather)
Kim Basinger denies leaking Alec Bladwin rant tape (Bumpshack)
Madonna denies baby daddy (F&C)

Bitches on parade (AIW)
Kevin Federline and blue hairs in Vegas (AgentBedhead)
Jewel and her tig ol' bitties (CelebrityPuke)
Danica Patrick in kinky leather (RightCelebrity)

Scarlett Johanson taps into your inner pervert (CelebSlam)
Funny fake celebrity mugshots (CityRag)
Milla Jovovich is pregnant (DailyStab)
Look at the sack on Matthew McConaughey! (Distortrait)

Richie Sambora's dad dies (STAR)
Christie Brinkley gets revenge on cheating husband (NationalEnquirer)
David Beckham and sons (Gabsmash)
The reason Britney Spears flaked at last years Heatherette show has everything to do with drugs, booze and vomit (EvilBeet)

Jesse Metcalfe is stacked (POTO)
Jennifer Love Hewitt sells panties (IBBB)
Sarah Harding models lingerie and bikinis (JIYH)
Lily Allen says Victoria Beckham is horrendous (Hollyscoop)

Tori Spelling joins NutriSystem (INO)
Pete Wentz wants to open a bar (TheBlemish)
Is JLo worth a $2 million dollar appearance? (ICYDK)
Amanda Bynes at Mr. Chow (NinjaDude)

I Love New York uncut ending (POTP)
Joe Francis in chains..heh (TMZ)
Larry Birkheads plans for baby Dannielynn (ET)
Dita Von Teese speaks of her failed marriage to Marilyn Manson (US)

Lily Allen Cancels Most US Tour Dates

From Lily Allen's MySpace:

Hey Guys ,
I'm writing to tell you that I have cancelled many of my May and June tour commitments in America . The reason for this , is because my mummy and daddy are very rich , and I have never been in a position where i have actually had to do any hard work before . I thought that being a popstar meant going out getting trashed with famous people and sleeping in all day . The fact that this is not true has come as a huge dissapiontment to me , and as a result I am throwing the towel in .

No but seriously , I have been on tour with this album for a year now , I have fulfilled every commitment up to this point . I am tired , but more than that I don't think I have been giving my best performances recently . I have been getting really drunk because i've been so nervous about doing bad shows , and I don't want people spending money on a going to see a show that isnt the best it could be . I am not falling apart at the seems , I am not suffering with exhaustion , I am not pregnant , and I am not going to rehab . I will be here in America , promoting the album and also starting to write the second album , which I am beyond excited about . The LA and New York shows will still be happening , and I am still playing Coachella and Bonaroo and all the other festivals .

I'd like to apologise to anyone who has bought tickets , but you can get your money back , if you take 'em back to the place you bought them from .

Lily Allen Performs on NBC's 'Today' Show 4/13

Who says Friday the 13th is bad luck?




























Source:CelebUtopia

Spicy Linkage!

Gallery of the Absurd captures the essence of Paris, Nicole and Brandon beautifully (GalleryoftheAbsurd)
Haylie Duff nips out (JordansYourHomeboy)
Valerie Bertinelli and Jenny Craig's love affair (HollywoodBackwash)

Halle Berry in 'Nappily Ever After' (TheBlemish)
Lily Allen goes on a drunken rant (NinjaDude)
Mischa Bartons dumpy ass (DrunkenStepfather)

JLo wants her ass to be back in style (Hollyscoop)
Kirsten Dunst's pale white scary legs (ImNotObsessed)
Lauren Conrad denies a sex tape exists (PoponthePop)

Jenna Jameson's disappearing act (TMZ)
A gay Disney marriage (EvilBeet)
Sienna Miller involved in club shootout (TheBosh)

Angelina and Brad are not working out (ImNotObsessed)
Movies opening today (Bumpshack)
The Trolsens (CityRag)