Joe Francis Cries Everyday in Jail

This according to gossip site, TMZ.

Sources are also saying that the rich playboy has called home everyday for the past 32 days.


From TMZ:

Joe Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.

TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.

Joe Francis is a Pig

Joe Francis' legal woes seem to have no end.

Francis has just been charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery. The charge was filed by the LA City Attorney.

Law Enforcement told TMZ that Francis was at a birthday party in Los Angeles this past January when he allegedly touched an 18-year-old girl on the breast, buttocks and inner thigh. The woman allegedly repeatedly asked him to stop.

Francis will be arraigned May 22. If convicted, he faces a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.

Heh.

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Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild, pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in a Florida jail.

Party boy Francis fought the tears back as he was sentenced. Heh.

"Joe has changed in the past few months," says his attorney, Jan Handzlik. "He has changed from someone who was disdainful of the system to someone who recognizes that he has to play by the same rules as the rest of us. He has put a lot of his foolish behavior behind him."

Francis, 34, was charged with contempt after he wigged out and started swearing during negotiations to settle a lawsuit filed by seven women who were minors when they were filmed for one of his videos.

U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak in Panama City, Fla., ordered Francis to settle or face a contempt charge. After talks collapsed, Francis berated Smoak in the media, saying he was a "judge gone wild."

Francis was ordered to surrender April 5 to begin serving jail time for contempt, but he never showed. He was arrested at the airport five days later as he was on his way to turn himself in.

Francis said in court, "I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong. I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am."

Francis claims the women suing him lied about their ages, has since reached a settlement.

A federal grand jury in Reno has also indicted Francis on charges of tax evasion.

Source: People

Jailed Joe Francis Tries to Bribe Guard With Cash, Caught With Pills

Joe Francis isn't the smartest crayon in the box.

The filthy rich arrogant playboy has apparently been caught with pills in his Florida jail cell after trying to bribe a guard for a bottle of water with a $100 bill last night.

The guard reported Francis to higher ups which led to his being searched, (and with any luck, probed anally.) Francis was found to be carrying $700 cash and a number of unspecified pills.

Francis may face charges of introduction of contraband into a correctional facility, which is a felony, and possession of a controlled substance.

Francis was to be detained until April 23rd, but all that may change after this latest development.

Money can't buy you everything...moron.


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Source:TMZ

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Joe Francis Refuses to Surrender to US Marshalls

Joe Francis has defied a federal judge, calling him a "judge gone wild" and refusing to surrender to U.S. marshals on a contempt citation.

U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak ordered Joe Francis into custody after settlement negotiations soured in a lawsuit brought by seven women who were minors when Francis' company filmed them on Panama City Beach.

The 34-year-old Francis, who makes an estimated $29 million a year through the videos of girls exposing their breasts, drew the contempt order Wednesday after lawyers for the women said Francis threatened them during negotiations.

Francis told The Associated Press late Thursday that Smoak "had lost his mind." "This judge has gone as far as to call me the devil and an evildoer," he said. "It is a case of a judge gone wild."

Francis' attorneys appealed the order that would send him to jail; the court had not issued an opinion Thursday evening. Smoak denied a request by Francis to stay the order pending the appeal. Smoak refused requests for comment Thursday.


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Sources: ONTD /FoxNews

Antonella Barba Offered $250K to Host 'Girls Gone Wild' Video

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has offered Antonella Barba a $250,000 contract to host an upcoming new video for the company.

Francis told gossip site TMZ,
"We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects. Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation."

Well, she'll command the attention of something but I don't know if it will be the Nation.

Do you think Antonella will take the job? It certainly wouldn't be a wise 'career' choice. But considering that Antonella isn't going to make it much further on American Idol she better start looking somewhere.

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Source:TMZ
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